Everybody’s got that one buddy who’s crazier than a snake’s armpit. Even more maddening, with beer in his belly, destruction of property, public embarrassment and long-lasting memories are bound to take place—there’s nothing better. However, no matter how wild and crazy he might get, there’s one patriot who can easily top him—Honest Abe. He’s a liberator, emancipator and booze-guzzlin’ partier. Jealous? No worries—rock this top to start drinkin’ like Lincoln.